Hello there…… CrAxY is back with another theory.. oops urmm yeah theory…

i was just working on something on line when i found one of my friends having a really funny pm,

which said something about its better to be dead then be alive or.. like in other words.. the exact moment

would have been much better if she was dead.. funny you see this around a lot don’t you ?

so i ask this girl… why ? and she says she is just in too much stress.. so i thought i need to help her out

so i sat thinking what i can do to make her feel better and my first suggestion for her was…

“Take a deep breath in, exhale out slowly, closing your eyes think of me with a fingure in my nose”

so that made her laugh which gave me the idea.. after all what i say is making people feel

better i think i should make some more of this so that when people are in stress they can follow

this and make themselves feel much better.. so here comes a few i think would be use full for your stress relief..

“Go in front of a mirror.. look at both sides.. make sure no one is around, now look at your self on the mirror,start making faces at your self”

“lay down on a flat surface… looking up lain on your back, move both your hands up and start moving them in the air, move them freely and concentrate on the movement of your hands”

“Get a magazine ( NO dude not that porn mag.. damn.. yeah that one is ok ) sit in a silent corner, start making stripes of papers, keep listening to the sound of paper tearing “

well as for now i don’t have much time to write down more.. but i will surely work on this a bit more

on upcoming articles on CrAxY theories. so till the see your all around..

Special thanks to amynabi for clicking the idea out of my brain.

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Unidentified flying objects ?? YOU gotta be kidding me, i mean how many people have ever seen this. Whole of the world knows that Americans got one in AREA 51, now where the F**K is Area 51, GUESS ITS UNIDENTIFIED TOO… muwahhaa… anyways thats not the craxy theory i want to share with you all.

Well they say UFO’s comes and goes. Well i have not see one except for the ones in those movies like ” MARS ATTACK”. ok now to the point why does it always have to people like aliens.. i mean like why not some alien COWS.. or alien CATS… anyone heard any sightings of those.. well if anyone knows about this shit. let me know cox i am a pet lover i would love to have one as a pet..

So the bottom line is if there were any UFO’s and if they have been seen i am sure it would not only be human like aliens.. if it was an ALIEN COW i mean that COW would be advanced enuf to create a flying machine and fly its way down to earth… HEY ALIEN COW DUDE .. WHEN YOU COME DOWN BRING ME A ALIEN CAT … ekekekekekke…..

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